I can't seem to find my way out of bed. If you can read this, send provisions!

This morning as I went to throw my tangle of blankets off of myself, I also unwittingly grabbed the waistband of my pajama pants.* A very confusing tussle ensued. I wish I could say I won.

*This is what happens when both your pajama pants and your bedsheets are made of flannel

Bells.

An exchange during a commercial break during Modern Family.

SAM: Man, time for bed, huh?

TAMSEN: No, I have too many shows to watch.

SAM: Well, time for bed for me, then. I can go to bed. I can go to bed with bells on. Which is probably why I'm having so much trouble sleeping.

(TAMSEN gives SAM a funny look.)

SAM: I jingle when I roll over.